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Humans De-Evolutoion 🐒

I guess Charles Darwin, failed to observe, once a specie had evolved to maximum, it’s the point, when it starts to de-evolve back to its roots 🐒, homo sapiens sadly have reached this point finally in 2017. #FidgetSpinners

Corporate Instagram Marketing

I guess if our CEO is serious in Instagram marketing and want to maximize the ROI, he would have to buy himself tons of Mascara, face powder, and crimson red lipstick. Else we are shit outta luck competing with these whores.

My Feud with the Wikipedia

Omg! Me and Wikipedia have got a feud, after they deleted my personal listing., that read like ..

“It’s a worldwide consensus and a universal truth, that Imran Jafri is an awesome dude and it doesn’t even need a source to back up this claim[1]” 😐😑😕

[1]. {{Universal Truth stub}}

LinkedIn

What day of the year, we used to login into LinkedIn? I guess, i skipped it already. see ya next year! 😐

Kristen Stewart Opens Up About Choosing to Come Out

time.com

boooom!!! *deletes her 2TB Desktop Wallpapers*

Glad, I was already well past my crush over her, before she came out as a she-faggot. This isn’t racism, this is about defending and preserving common human values, regardless of one’s religion, we are humans, and humanity can not be defined by a perverted sexual preference, unless they can genetically prove me as such.

After publicly announcing for the first time that she had a girlfriend this summer, Kristen Stewart has revealed why she decided to open up about her sexuality.

Being Critical

I just gave a below advise to one of my cyber pupils at HN.

and always remember, if one is being ‘critical’, it does not make them ‘right’ too., yep listen to it carefully, but do not assume they are right ‘automatically’.

Is angry video the end for Uber's CEO?

www.cnet.com

I am not gonna jump to the conclusion, I am carefully observing the situation, it looks like like a vendetta campaign in the disguise of legitimate concerns. Having said that, that was the best dancing move by Travis [1], when you have one chick on the left and other on the right. 😁👍 props.


[1] Here is the video in question, he was just being decent and nice until the end of ride, when the driver complained, he lost $97K because of Uber dropping prices … Oh well!! hadn’t they seen it coming, you charm, incite and excite (exploit?), to grab the attention, and they (Uber) did successfully, however under no circumstances high payouts were gonna work out … in the long run. Anyway I guess the driver was reminding him of pre-Uber era, where they would make $20/mile than $2.75 now.

Anyway Careem took the same route, I almost got convinced to lease 10 x Suzuki WangonR … I was supposed to save $700 net on each … $700 x 10 = $7000 pretty coool …. innit!

I had interviewed dozen of drivers, but It turned out to be, dealing with almost illiterate drivers aint easy … and on top of that, Careem also dropped prices …. it still would be lucrative, as long as you can build an army of decent/sober/responsible drivers. that’s the only the trick here! but I can’t seem to pull it off as yet ..

Vultr introduces $2.50/mo plan

www.vultr.com

Sandbox Plan for $2.50: Our most affordable way to try out cloud computing, this plan features 512MB RAM and 20GB SSD disk storage. This is perfect for test-driving your next application before upgrading to production level specifications.

Actually very smart of them, beating the competition as well as setting 2 x $2.50 VPS limits per account. But I’d still want to give them credit, for allowing students or amateur the chance to try out a Cloud VPS., and learn the basic of Linux and managing a VPS at their own.

America has a big problem: Middle-aged men who refuse to grow up

www.cnbc.com

My lawyers are very much convinced, that it’s a direct, personal attack on me.

Moving to Digital Ocean

www.digitalocean.com

Hold your horses bitches!! We are moving to Digital Ocean.